Thursday, 29 October 2009

.......you like that twat with the scruffy hair






...!!!!!!

I was innocently (muahhaaahhaaa) browsing some RPatz pics, as you do, and I sort of forgot my husband was at home.

I was saving a few, for research purposes ;) completely unaware that Mr Mary was spying on me. Sneaky shitbag! I very nearly shat myself when I realised he was there, watching me in full perve mode.
the following conversation ensued
him....."I've just watched you save all them photos"
me......"Yeah, so".......hmmm witty and grown up reply methinks
him...."All the ones you saved of the twat(!) is of him with his stupid scruffy hair"
me....."It's not scruffy actually, it's his sex hair"
him...."oh ffs, I give up you stupid old tart"

There may have been a few more derogatory comments from Mr Mary about RPatz's hair but It's upsetting me to think about them , so I won't force them on you.

He did have a point though. My fave pics are of him with his sex hair


What can I say, I can't help it. If there are pics of the sexy haired one out there, then I'm powerless to ignore them!

3 comments:

  1. Don't let him get to you. I love the sex hair too. God, doesn't make you want to be the person that gets it all messy?

    Speaking of scruffy, the pictures with a little bit of beard just make me melt. Can't you imagine how that would feel between your thighs.

    Time to go change my panties.

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  2. PMSL! Actually, according to Mr Stan "*scoff* That's not sex hair". Apparently he also thinks he's "An ugly fucker with no personality". Interesting that he has an opinion of his personality when he didn't even know he was British until the other day.

    Mary, we're so lucky to have bagged ourselves such a couple of charmers eh?

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  3. Mr. TwiWeasel refers to Rob and Kristen as "The Druggie Twins." I finally figured out that he's referring to the cover of my New Moon Special People magazine. *Rolls Eyes* Whatever.

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